

The Worm. twice.You help the earth on your wiggling way And help the flowers grow tall and gay I like to watch you work all day.The Worm. twice.
You make me laugh and make me giggle As I sit on grass and watch you wiggle I pick you up and feel you jiggle.
You're ugly and so very slimy The life you lead is very grimy You and your kind infest all, blimey! -
Look at that - you ate the fruit Get away you little brute The demolition of peach is absolute.


drummer extrordinaireThere once was a guy called Matt Tong Who had an unusual pong. He smelled so damned weird That he grew a long beard, Blocking his nose from the whiff that was strong.drummer extrordinaire


a wise man once saidA wise man once did call my name I turned, and to his side i came, He looked me in the eye and stood Still, with his frame wrapped in a hood.a wise man once said
He told me of the best advice He knew, and hoped it would suffice: "To fall in love with a shoe's not wise" He nodded once and closed his eyes.
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Racism is gay.
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"A child is one who believes until proven wrong, an adult is one who disbelieves until proven right."
"If all the world's a stage, then I'm the one with the mop, cleaning up after the curtains have fallen."
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Think about thinking...
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i lie on my bed, buttered like a piece of toast
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"A child is one who believes until proven wrong, an adult is one who disbelieves until proven right."
"If all the world's a stage, then I'm the one with the mop, cleaning up after the curtains have fallen."
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i lie on my bed, buttered like a piece of toast
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"A child is one who believes until proven wrong, an adult is one who disbelieves until proven right."
"If all the world's a stage, then I'm the one with the mop, cleaning up after the curtains have fallen."
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